Emulated Military Warfare

Supreme Commander, Chief of Staff 
and Operations Planner Silver Surfer.

Spankers and Assassins

I read military books for 20 years, but then needed some emulated live fire action to complete the military education.
I had 200 real live warriors under by command plus a couple hundred covert mercenaries and spies in other warring guilds. 
It was fully done, including command and control, operations planning, warring guild diplomacy, covert and special operations. 
It lasted for 3 years, was allot of fun and I learned much motivating people and acquiring friends, but life goes on. 
I enjoyed so much planning and executing operations with multiple concurrent moving forces, front line and covert forces. 
I set up a court for trying war criminals. After a public trial, the court would issue spanking orders to the troops.
The court also heard court marshals for warriors violating orders usually resulting in rank down grades as punishment. 
Each warrior had a range of ships with respective speeds and weapons for precise operational planning of assaults. 
I set up a newspaper for general publications to the warring community of 1000s of warriors and about 100 warring guilds.
All warrior were required to wear uniforms, which was the adoption of a Marvel Character as a role play guild of warriors.
I set up a complete honor award and decoration structure for motivations. An award was highly prized by the troops. 
A most wanted villain list and decorated warrior list were maintained to teach honorable war and self respect to others. 
I created fun posts also, with virtual meetings in the Hall of the Righteous, as my humor is deep and wild at times, but fun. 
There were required applications to join the Army of the Righteous including solemn blood oaths in military ceremony.  
I set up the command structure. I was not officially the top commander, but behind the scenes as the "supreme commander". 
I would send operational instructions to Leaders, Commanders, Diplomats and Judges for conduction operations. 
I have emulated experience as a supreme commander, diplomat, chief of staff, and strategic and tactical operations planner.
No blood was spilled, but the training for being President of the United States was excellent. I miss those fun times. 

A warring guild was set up to teach, 
honor and self respect and dignity 
to a general population of heathens. 

Chancellery Court of the Righteous

The Court. 

When a warrior was convicted of a war crime, with respective counsels,  by the court, 
spankers would fan out and punish the criminal by destroying his fleets. After spanking a 
villain for war crimes, the SA diplomat would send the DEATH CARD to the punished criminal. 

Villains were ranked on the evil scale befitting their war crime. 

Warriors, in guild and out of guild, were awarded decorations for noble actions. 

Military Command Structure

The Spankers and Assassins guild had it all, with a complete military command structure. 

Exemplar Strategic and Tactical Operations

Strategic and Tactical operations where so fun with group participation.  
Derbs mean debris generated when ships are destroyed, the collection of which by Recyclers
allows one to build more ships, and thus grow fleets over the income from empire bases. 

The Alpha Tribune

After an operation, a newspaper would describe the action for the general population.

Hall of the Righteous Meetings
HALL OF THE RIGHTEOUS, Lord Halo, ruler of the universe came for a visit. 
(A KOS is kill on sight. A perma farm is occupying another's base for taking base income from the owner)

I'm in the HALL OF THE RIGHTEOUS, at my assigned post at the podium, facing the central pews full of Black Shirts, they are buzzing with excitement, as rumor has it, Lord Halo himself may appear at our weekly solemn meeting, as many of the suppressed Alpha minions are taking seats in the back pews, with the [SA] Mercenaries assigned seats in the upper gallery. Acting Sergeant of Arms, Captain Galactus., comes running up: "I don’t believe it, its true!! its true!! He is here, he is really here!!!, we are all so honored!".

(THE CALL TO ORDER) Surfer: Attention!! Attention!! Come to Order, (I'm slamming the gavel down again and again) Come to Order, .. .. My Friends, please come to order. We are so honored and blessed this day, as His Majesty, Lord Halo, Ruler of the Universe, Commander of the 13th Wolf Guard, is here today, in person. (Loud Hurrahs are heard uproariously from the Black Shirt pews, raucous pandemonium breaks out with in the upper gallery, the Mercenaries just can not control themselves, as the low level warriors and the suppressed Alpha minions in the back pews begin throwing up their arms in worshiping glee, many coming to tears, hands clasped in homage, as I start slamming the gavel down again and again.)

(THE ENTRY) Order!! Order!!! Order!!! ALL RISE!!! Sergeants of arms, you may usher in the dignitaries. (Acting Sergeants of Arms Captains Galactus., and Captian lead the dignified precession, with serious faces, for the solemn occasion, walking slowly in the middle isle toward the altar, ushering in the black robed justices of THE CHANCELLERY COURT THE RIGHTEOUS, lead by the Very Right Honorable Chief Judge, Mr. Fantastic, followed in turn by Right Honorable Associate Justices Thing, Human Torch, and lastly, the most beautiful Invisible Woman, as Sergeant of arms, Captian lastly seating Invisible Woman, what?, hhmmm, he took a long stare at her tush in the process, well that's Captian for ya, the justices seated in the front pew. Then there next is Lt. General US Grant, (twice decorated) General in Chief of the Black Shirts, escorted to the commander's desk near the podium. Next in line, by twos, is the IMPERIAL WOLF HONOR GUARD of 13th Wolf Guards, consisting of six wolves with blazing Wolf Guard Flags, and finally, there he is, in person, His Majesty, Lord Halo, walking majestically in his purple imperial robe draped with golden braided doggie leashes drooping, in  elegant style, the crowd so quite, struck in awe, as you can hear a pin drop, as all are stunned by his mere presence, as he walks, engulfed in an aura of radiant power permeating the space through which he walks. Honestly, I have goose pimples all over, my eyes blinking, fearing I to may come to tears. He is seated in the throne behind the altar, flanked left and right by the IMPERIAL WOLF HONOR GUARD.

(THE INTRODUCTION) Please be seated. My dear friends, we are honored this day by the presence of his Majesty, Lord Halo, Ruler of the Universe, a ruler of noble power and might, who makes his presence shown this day supporting THE CAUSE, to level the playing field and enforce honorable war, compliant to THE CODE OF CHIVALRY. My friends, this is truly a blessed day, as a formal declaration of WAR by the mighty 13th Wolf Guard has been issued against the evil ones of Alpha. (Hurrahs come up from all the pews, the mercenaries yelling in unison, Halo!, Halo!, Halo!)

Surfer: Order!! Order!! Order!! (The gavel being slammed down repeatedly)

(THE TEACHING) My friends, the villainous foe was asked most politely to remove the suppressive and dishonorable perma KOS over yours truly, but that plea went unheard, by the arrogance of power over the suppressed minions of Alpha. We must be prepared, as noble warriors, to smite the tyrannical enemy, and punish the despicables, vigorously, as is our duty to do, yet, in glorious victory, always accept surrender on generous terms, of any beaten foe. We must never attack lower level players, just for sport, and brutalize the weak, and suppress the young. While our foe did not hear our plea, Lord Halo, in his infinite mercy and noble rule over his domain, did hear our plea. We owe much to our new found benefactor, and he, lord Halo, deserves our praise and worship for his gracious consideration and kind act of deliverance. My friends, let us worship, and repeat with me, Lord Halo, Ruler of the Universe, hear our prayer.

(THE WORSHIP) Let us worship:
We humbly beseech you Lord Halo, to deliver us from the clutches of suppressing evil.
We praise you ole almighty one, that you gloriously lead the 13th Wolf Guard army to a crushing victory over the dastardly foe.
We worship you, ole noble warrior of might, that you may remove by force of arms, the dishonorable perma KOSes and perma farms, issued by the despicable enemy.

(THE MOTO) And now, my fellow noble Black Shirts and For-Profit Mercenaries, please recite with me, THE WARRIOR MOTTO, as our sacrificial lamb of might, hall of fame, LORD RUCKIS, taught us to say:


(THE CREED) My fellow Black Shirts, please recite with me, the Black Shirt Creed:

The path of the righteous warrior is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannical Alpha warlords. Blessed is the Black Shirt, in the name of liberation and fair play, who shepherds the weak through the valley of the dishonorable darkness and rigged guild rankings. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost empires. And we shall strike down upon thee, the evil ones, with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to oppress and destroy the lower level empires with perma KOSes and perma farms and dishonorable warfare. And you will know us as noble punishers when our vengeance is upon you evil ones.

(THE OFFERING) And now, as is our solemn duty, let all deliver up our treasures, to pay for the rent and the AE janitorial team, and reward the noble warriors of might. (Sergeants of arms Galactus., and Captian, pass the golden offering bowls through the Black Shirt pews.)

Surfer: Thank you noble Black Shirt for your gratuitous gift. One year free upgrade to Imperial Wolf Honor Guard Inigo Montoya.
Surfer: Thank you noble Black Shirt for your gratuitous gift. One year free upgrade to Imperial Wolf Honor Guard Badmojo.
Surfer: Thank you noble Black Shirt for your gratuitous gift. One year free upgrade to Imperial Wolf Honor Guard zrcalo.
Surfer: Thank you noble Black Shirt for your gratuitous pledge. One year free upgrade to Imperial Wolf Honor Guard Paradasca.
Surfer: Thank you noble Black Shirt for your gratuitous pledge. One year free upgrade to Imperial Wolf Honor Guard Granuja.
Surfer: Thank you noble Black Shirt for your gratuitous pledge. One year free upgrade to Imperial Wolf Honor Guard Dizzy.

Surfer: Your Majesty, Lord Halo, Ruler of the Universe, please kindly accept these gratuitous offering as homage to your noble mercy upon the suppressed. (Lord Halo, nods his head, signaling gracious acceptance of the gratuitous gift offerings.)

(THE ANNOUNCEMENTS) Surfer: All those Black Shirts that required leaves of absences to join in the war, submit your requests before the next meeting. To all my noble Black Shirt friends, there will be coffee and cookies in the cafeteria of THE HALL OF THE RIGHTEOUS, immediately following, where each of you, may greet and pay your respects to Lord Halo, in person. (The Black Shirts start buzzing in excited anticipation of this great honor.) Order!! Order!!! (slamming the gavel down again repeatedly)

(THE EXODUS) Surfer: QUIET PLEASE, ALL RISE!!!. May the Sergeants of Arms escort the dignitaries from THE HALL OF THE RIGHTEOUS. (Sergeants of arms lead the Justices back down the isle first, followed by General Grant, all eyes fixed upon the precession, well except one, of course, dang, there goes Captian again, checking out Invisible Woman's tush, in front of everyone, he has no shame, then followed by the IMPERIAL WOLF HONOR GUARD, and followed by Lord Halo, and finally, [SA] Chief of Staff, Silver Surfer, grinning from ear to ear.)


I, a member of Spankers and Assassins (SA), having an SA insignia, rank, and nick code name SA//// Master Sergeant L McLaws, and having a current AE nick Skrull and AE serial number 219441, and a member a home Guild [SA] do hereby solemnly pledge and loyally commit my empire to the SA BLACK SHIRTS as a true punisher of dishonorable warriors and guilds when voluntarily participating in SA operations. I fully understand that failure to remain loyal to the SA and keep secrets of SA shall result in an attack order to all SA BLACK SHIRTS against me during operations. I swear, promise and commit that I shall, after volunteering for an operation, thereafter, without hesitation, follow all orders given from the SA command, and shall not disclose my SA allegiance, my SA orders, or SA operational plans to anyone or any guild outside of the SA, and shall always strive to do my best to share generated debris, account upgrades, strike participation, efforts, intelligence, and planning burdens for strikes upon the despicable dastardly foes of truth, justice, and the chivalry code of honor. 

So help my Empire. 

Signed Rank and SA Nick Name:SA//// Master Sergeant L McLaws 

Spankers and Assassins Guild Anthem: I Robbed a Goon                          
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